Показаны сообщения с ярлыком funny stuff. Показать все сообщения
Показаны сообщения с ярлыком funny stuff. Показать все сообщения

...

let’s be real if harry was raised by mcgonagall he would not only be the most badass kid at hogwarts, he would be the most polite, and the sweetest, and would probably have neater hair, not to mention he would most likely kill voldemort at age eleven and still meet minerva for tea with the time to spare

so true

when you’re in your twenties ans start to realise how young the protagonists of the novels you read are: 

..

“what are you going to do with a degree in english?” dO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR

me as a history teacher in 20 years

  • me:so i said yesterday we'd be talking about wars
  • me:and since today is may 2nd im gonna be talking about a very special one
  • me:the battle of hogwarts


The tempescope is an ambient physical display that visualizes various weather conditions like rain, clouds, and lightning.  By receiving weather forecasts from the internet, it can reproduce tomorrow’s sky in your living room.

#yes

my child: mum, can you help me with this project?
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child: it's a project on harry potter.
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.

up