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let’s be real if harry was raised by mcgonagall he would not only be the most badass kid at hogwarts, he would be the most polite, and the sweetest, and would probably have neater hair, not to mention he would most likely kill voldemort at age eleven and still meet minerva for tea with the time to spare

me as a history teacher in 20 years

• me:so i said yesterday we'd be talking about wars
• me:and since today is may 2nd im gonna be talking about a very special one
• me:the battle of hogwarts

#yes

#yes

my child: mum, can you help me with this project?
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child: it's a project on harry potter.
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.

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what do you mean you don’t like harry potter 
are you feeling well
do you need to sit down

the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption"is this u" on all of them

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts

Hogwarts is probably my ideal school because there’s no mandatory physical education and all the meals are served buffet style